Hey! emopinups.com blogged about us. We’relame! And need to get laid! ( Pinklatex is so fucking awesome)
That Rat Nest B…
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Get the wet, hot and pleathered-up news at emopinups.com.Why is punk planet, so fucking un-punk and so fucking lame? Christ peeps take a sedative and have some sex.
This is the title.
I won’t necessarily argue with it. I love sedatives, because liking drugs is cool, naturally. But I should tell these trollops that the concept of “lame” is only determined on an individual basis, and that sex is generally overrated.
As I’m looking for more work, I should also ask them for a job. Look! I can write like you chix:
Barf! Old ppl sux, ltz make fun uv them! LOLLOLLOL. GAWD! Peeple r dum azz hell! WTF iz up with that?L???//>>/?/? ( this man is a fuck-tard)
By the way, thanks for the PM:
What is your problem? Why are you so angry? Did mommy ignore you as a child? BTW, I am a 31 year old woman not a 15 year old HO-BAG Stop being such a douchebag, and try laughing and or not taking everything so seriously.
For one, I’m angry at LIFE. For two, I was more ignored by my father after the divorce. For three, mean-spirited humor can be awesome. While I can’t sit here and generalize what makes some comedic material work, as it’s generally situational, I can say that most humor is ill-conceived if it’s created for reasons of vanity alone, and essentially victimizes the helpless.
Norman was an unfortunate and couldn’t get a date because of said palsy as stated above. For the love of god, Norman’s palsy seemed to effect everything he did right down to doing the nasty with the ladies any ladies or female at all, so Norman had to seek us our for our guidance and help. Unbeknownst to him, we needed to exploit his serious palsyness and celebrity style retardation.
Oh, LOL.
You seem to have let this teenage-rebellion idea of “cool” take hold of your life. I’m not about “growing up,” but I am about a 31-year-old realizing that rebellion is about more than getting your clitoris pierced and dying your hair pink.
But at least you’re somewhat self-aware:
So eat shit in heaven cock suckers, enjoy your cream cheese and boring violin bullshit, I will be having sex, tipping strippers and eating liquid chocolate from the neck of Lucifer.
Hey, there is nothing wrong with the violin.
And despite the fact that I think you’re really hardcore and oversexed now, you must realize that we’ve had your sort around these parts many times and they never stay.
You see, we are all growing even more world-weary and eccentric here at Punk Planet, and we don’t need a collective of cookie-cutter, self-proclaimed bitchy punker rocker chix muddying up our brains (RJohn,?? however, wouldn’t mind if you all peed on him). ( you are the most un punk, un cool, un fun, under sexed cunt ever)
So go away.
Come to think of it, though, being weary and eccentric is pretty punk, you know.
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I could always use more sex. But, you know, if I take a sedative, I don’t think the sex would be that good. Are they telling me to have bad sex? That doesn’t seem very cool. But, then again, bad sex is pretty punk rock…. ( well I have been involved in some pretty awful sex, go read about it… “a boyfriend who flicks”)
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Thu, 06/26/2008 - 7:21am reply | quote
Nora Rocket
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I pronounce this rant “bully.”
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Thu, 06/26/2008 - 7:53am reply | quote
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See, Nora
Sometimes this “bullying” of which you speak is needed in order to distance yourself from people who you find toxic and totally unacceptable. It’s all part of the mental self-preservation game.But, see, you have to deal with each toxic a-hole as they come along. With most people, you don’t even have to be mean or pseudo mean at all! But since Pink Latex and Bettie here seem to thrive on hatred for all, I feel I should point out why they should hate themselves (which includes representing themselves as egotistical, heartless gimmicks. Oh yeah, who LOVE sex. LOL.) so as to inflict change.
But it doesn’t seem to have worked. 
I guess they will ALWAYS think they are oversexed, totally rad chix.
The douche from punk planet, in part because he is both unattractive and clearly still a virgin. Most of all I feel bad for him, he has no sense of humor and lives every day with his mouth wide open waiting for a stiff cock to fill it. Don’t worry douche, I could try paying one of my gays a few thousand to allow you to lick their or there (Don’t want to piss of the English major, oh wait sure I do, eat my twat) meat hammer.
It seems to be hardwired in their seemingly whorish brains (hey, that’s what they want you to believe) that making fun of people for their sexual preferences, or their lack of sex, is the only way to truly make a funny, and inflict pain via their OMG WTF?! bashes
. *** YES**** Ever heard of Doug Stanhope? I have… I fucked him… I am a whore… WHORE! Maybe I just like the cock!!! What’s wrong with that? that’s what its there for….
See, the oversexed rad chix don’t like virgins or people who don’t have a lot of sex (presumably). Sorry Kevin. They also only like gays as accessories. Or as property. They also don’t like English majors or people who try to communicate like adults. AND THEY CERTAINLY DON’T LIKE UGLY PEOPLE! OMG! BARF!
I don’t really like being judgmental, but maybe Ms. Latex and Bettie wouldn’t be angry like jilted 15-year-olds if they didn’t rely on getting ridden hard as their only form of social interaction. Maybe if they had hearts and/or brains they would attract men who wouldn’t just use them for their vaginas.
Thu, 06/26/2008 - 11:08am reply | quote
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I think Nora meant “bully” in the “Bully for you, old chap… Well said! What dandy of a harangue!” sense of the word.
Thu, 06/26/2008 - 11:21am reply | quote
That Rat Nest B…
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Huh
I guess she did use it as an adjective.That’s ok, I wanted to reiterate anyway as I’m bored and hermitized. Thanks infrequent workload! Thanks poverty!
Oh, and thanks Nora!
hu, 06/26/2008 - 11:32am reply | quote
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HAHAHAHA
Wow. She totally called this place out…my head, it hangs in shame!
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Thu, 06/26/2008 - 11:46am reply | quote
Nora Rocket
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OMG BARF old man
KungFuFlipperBaby wrote:
I think Nora meant “bully” in the “Bully for you, old chap… Well said! What dandy of a harangue!” sense of the word.
That’s the one, old boy.
On another note, why aren’t they blasting us with their cUnTz of TRooTH SaYin’ LOL on *this* site? I’m surely not going to leave my metaphorical house just to get shit on.
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Thu, 06/26/2008 - 3:06pm reply | quote
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The title of the website is misleading, because there aren’t any pin ups there. What is actually there is badly made-up, poorly written, non-excogitative, trite mental dysentery.
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Thu, 06/26/2008 - 5:50pm reply | quote
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Thu, 06/26/2008 - 6:50pm reply | quote
That Rat Nest B…
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I’ve never had a blog dedicated to me before
I just wish it was a better one.I just wanted to remind “Douchebag” of the fact that he is a waste of air and nutrients. Die you fat ass.
XOXOX
Ho-Bag
To add to the list, the oversexed rad chix also hate fat people. Although their definition of what is considered “fat” is pretty liberal. So, if you’re slightly chubby or even of normal weight as I am, they hate you too. Although this may be redundant as they have already made it clear that they hate ugly people, and it’s very possible that they are now lumping people of average weight in with ugly people.
Wonderful people these chix are.
Fri, 06/27/2008 - 11:43am reply | quote
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when did cocksucking become a pejorative slam?some of my best friends are cocksuckers.
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Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:47pm reply | quote
emopinups
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HAHAHA
Yes it is poorly written… it is kind of the point..
The site is for fun… We are not out to make your head spin with our genius… It is what it is… Fucked up and funny.
I still hate the bald douchebag…
Love Ho-Bag…
you fucking dork… get yourself some Flintstones and take a nap. …Baby
*who really gets mad at an internet blog?? lol WOW
Sun, 06/29/2008 - 11:30am edit | reply | quote
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wait there is more
We are ugly, fat, douchebag, cunt sucking , loser irking, deadbeat dad, horse hating, old people smell, smell, gerbil wheel, innocent child, stank hippie, emo crying, punk pissing, anti Christmas, gay bashing gay, straight laced, teenage, menstrual cramp, tea drinking haters to boot….
What can I say… I hate therefore I am.
Come on does nothing make you smile… what if I get a sock and make you a puppet? Are you really that cold and dead inside?
Sun, 06/29/2008 - 11:38am edit | reply | quote
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I think Rat is cool..lol, gawd, peeplz…jeesh
Not bad, I tip my hat to you… and btw…. I am so un punk that I ooze punk….We have been on punk planet for a long time… Not as Emopinups… Some of you know us, and have chatted with us…
We will never leave… we love you and enjoy the fact that you fight back.
what’s wrong with being oversexed?
